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A Punjabi lawyer in UK wrote this to his wife in India

Dear Sunita Darling,

I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market cri sis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,
Tuna
Singh

His wife replied…

TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses…:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance…
Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi


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Wayfarer

Been wanting this dah lama.. In Malaysia carik2, well takde la extreme mencari tp x jumpa… Finally i saw it in Subang Parade and yang paling bestnye its on SALE!! Compare to US price pun its still cheaper so ape lg, hint-hint dearest and he bagi SUper Green light to buy.. Heheh Thanks Sayang..!

White Wayfarer.. Limited Edition sumore

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makin besar dan tembam budak ni… :)

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Cancer Update…

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINSIS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY …

Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person ‘ s lifetime.

3. When the person ‘ s immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc., and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.

7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.

9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.


WHAT CANCER CELLS FEED ON:

a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal,Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful.A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg ‘ s aminos or sea salt.

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk, cancer cells are being starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.

d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells.

To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water–best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrified and leads to more toxic buildup.

13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body ‘ s killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body ‘ s own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body ‘ s normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor.

Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.

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Which isit?

Later second semi worldcup will take place… So who do think will go into the final against Netherlands

VS          

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Girls beware.. Got this in my inbox

Dear all (especially Ladies),

I feel that it is my social responsibility to pass this important message from our POLICE to you Ladies.
BEWARE!

Subject: Police Message: Coke+Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies

cid:001201c9b27e$82ddd7d0$4e0a380a@millenniumkl.local

DO YOU KNOW ?
Coke+Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies

I received a news about the recent tactic used to spike girls’ drink.
It is a cheap and widely used method.
This method was used in Canny Ong murder.
Rapist uses this method.
Coca-cola+ajinomoto/monosodium glutamate = a medicine which will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.
This mixture is poisonous if used too often on the victim.
Please send this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved ones  and ask them to beware.

DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / even
if it  is your friend that you are not very close with.

Regards,

Hishamuddin Ali as ( ASP )
Jabatan Siasatan Jenayah Berat
IPK Kuala Lumpur

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Kronik Football Fever

Last week dearest was diagnose with Denggi Fever… Tgh time-time orang ramai dok demam Worldcup dia boleh lak demam denggi.. khehhe.. Kesian betul tgk dia, i mean he was in pain i can see but helpless cant do nothing.. I was in the hospital with him almost everyday and night. On the first day fever dia naik sampai 39.3c can u imagine panas tak panas badan dia. He told me his body rasa cam ada orng toreh dengan pisau kat tulang2. Demam dia naik turun for few days untilla on the 5th day baru dia dah clear no fever, but since plasma turun dia still kena tahan kat hospital… Nasib baik the next day plasma dia naik and Doctor cakap dia boleh balk on the same day. Happy gila cik abang tu, yela bosan gila duduk hospital…

2 days lepas keluar hospital, someone from Jabatan Kesihatan called, asked few question cam “mana dia duduk, ada gi mana ke” cam tula… Then they came to my house in Pantai Dalam untuk buat fogging and spot check for Denggi spot. Check punya check takde pulak, so camne dia kena denggi i pun puzzle jugakla… Rupa2nya denggi ni, takes 14days sebelum u demam. So my conclusion is sama ada dia kena kat Putra Heights or kat office dia. Entahla….

Heres some info about demam denggi..

Demam Denggi merupakan sejenis penyakit yang disebabkan oleh jangkitan virus Denggi (genus Flavivirus) yang disebar oleh nyamuk Aedes betina. Cara penyebarannya ialah melalui gigitan nyamuk aedes orang yang berpenyakit virus denggi kepada orang yang sihat. Terdapat dua jenis denggi yang paling berat iaitu Demam Hemoragik Denggi (DHF) dan Sindrom Kejutan Denggi (DSS).

Virus Denggi akan terpendam di dalam badan pesakit selama 3 – 14 hari (purata 4 hingga 6 hari) sebelum menunjukkan tanda-tanda. Pesakit mungkin akan mengalami demam mengejut diikuti dengan berbagai-bagai tanda dan gejala tidak khusus.

Denggi dan denggi berdarah merupakan penyakit febril akut (acute febrile), dijumpai di kawasan tropika, dengan taburan geografi serupa dengan malaria. Disebabkan oleh satu daripada empat virus serotype yang berkait rapat dari genus Flavivirus, famili Flaviviridae, setiap serotype cukup berbeza menjadikan tiadanya perlindungan bertindan (cross-protection) dan wabak denggi yang disebabkan oleh pelbagai serotype (hyperendemicity) boleh berlaku. Denggi disebarkan kepada manusia oleh nyamuk Aedes aegypti (hanya kadang-kala oleh Aedes albopictus).

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